Another 'it would only happen to Gary' story: he went on an amusement park ride with the eleven year old son of the woman he's dating. The kid, according to G, 'thinks his shit don't stink'. Kid projectile vomits on the ride in such a way that Gary didn't receive a drop but the little dude was covered from head to toe. Mmmmmm....

Gary, kindly, didn't laugh. I would have.