Ohhhhhh, how very, very disturbing. (Warning: the preceding link is not for those of you at work. There are penises involved. It's well worth a look though.)

And speaking of penises, here's a safe-for-work-perusing list of famous men who still have their foreskins. Does this mean Paul McCartney's the only Beatle who had the chop? How very interesting... and poor Tom Jones. He really needs all the help he can get as apparently his is teeny weeny. (These are the kinds of things you find out while watching Ruby Wax interviewing old groupies at the Playboy mansion.)

Soul song of the day: Archie Bell and the Drells, 'Tighten Up'.'This is Archie Bell and the Drells, from Houston Texas, and we don't hardly sing, but we dance just as good as we walk!' Indeed.