Oh, I forgot to mention my favourite recent conversation with my mother. The Osbournes started here a few weeks ago and I was asking my mother if she knew who Ozzy was. 'Yes!' she said proudly. 'He's an Englishman on drugs!'

So true, so true...

I'm not sure whether it's funnier to have The Osbournes completely uncensored, as they are here, or to have them bleeping away madly as they do in the US. Sometimes the extent of the bleeps is in itself comedic.