Ooooooh, I am being very sneaky here... for some reason this computer at the library has a very... *unusual* firewall which thinks Blogger is part of the Auckland City Council intranet. How wondrous! Some industrious library assistant has obviously been beavering away to get around our draconian computer security measures. Now, let's hope no one spills the beans to management... of course, they don't care quite so much when some guy masturbates onto a customer's backpack in the fiction. *That's* somehow OK! (Gary suggested that all library staff be issued with raincoats to protect them from perverts. Of course, then we'd all look like perverts ourselves. What to do?)

Last night I was woken by two cats fighting in our bathroom. One of them was ours - the other was an interloper! Poor Laverne was guarding us to the best of her fluffy ability, but obviously our cat door needs some readjustment. Shirley, wisely, kept out of the fray.