Enjoyable signage from recent months.

*That's* what the US is doing wrong! They haven't made this whole enterprise *competitive* enough!

OK, so the total ad is for your legs. Still, I felt kind of dirty with that on my bus stop...

Bands playing in Onehunga in August. Yes, this year. No, not 1987.

Funny if you're American. A lot of pitching and heaving on board...

I didn't know you could toilet-train them.

One of the many Things I Can't Believe I Didn't Know: Mikey Havoc is engaged to Waverly from Shortland Street.