When you think nothing can shock you any more... that nothing else can make you laugh in incredulous disbelief at its profound cheesiness... that nothing about western society has the power to make you blink twice... don't give up! Look at this:

The Holy Land Experience.

A Floridian theme park in which Christ's crucifixion and resurrection are reenacted every three hours. Make sure to stop by the Jerusalem Street Market for souvenirs, and the Oasis Palms Cafe for authentic middle eastern cuisine...

Just... wow.