Hi, I'm Jeff Wilson. I'm so athletically talented that I played with the All Blacks for twelve years and now I'm playing for the Black Caps as an all-rounder. And oh yeah, my wife is a Silver Fern.

Sheesh.

Brent and I and a number of our crizzew will be attending the one-dayer against Australia next Saturday. I expect us to be embarrassingly pummelled, but at least Brent's first live cricket match will be watching NZ play a badass team. Sigh.