I know I keep harping on this, but every week brings a new entry in the Freaky Library Patron Name sweepstakes. Here's the latest: Heypinkie Reynolds. I actually spoke to her and she is a middle-aged North American with pink hair, appropriately enough! (She also whined for hours and hours about her library fine, which obviously did not endear her to me. *You* returned the book late. Pay the fuck up and hush it, lady. Obviously, I didn't say that to her face. I just waived half of her fine and smiled firmly at her through my gritted teeth.)