'It's a celebration, bitches.' Today, I paid every single bill online. I ordered my groceries for delivery this evening. I bought concert tickets and had them emailed to me. I ordered organic fruits and vegetables for delivery this afternoon. I ordered imported Mexican salsas and some habanero sauce from Christchurch. I also ordered two medicinal items from the chemist. All while sitting on my ass at work. The internet: is there anything it *can't* do?