The new Kanye West album contains a song about his mama.

[dong] Can you hear that? Ask not for whom the bell tolls, Kanye. It tolls for thee. In hip-hop, songs about your mama are generally the sign of an artistic slump. I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, but so far the rest of the album is way underwhelming too. And all I want is three killer singles, dude! I don't need cohesiveness! You can be inconsistent! I'm not that picky!

(One song, however, does use a sample of the AOL instant messenger notification noise, which is funny. I suppose that's something.)