If Simon Grigg ever writes an autobiography, I'm first in line for that sucker. Check out his latest post, in which he goes from holidaying in rural Bali to Elvis Presley's back catalogue and death to a disastrously hilarious Suburban Reptiles mini-tour to Wellington in 1977 (how did the Scavengers set their car on fire, for god's sake?) in the space of four or five paragraphs. Apparently, they 'thought they were punks'. Hee.