Here is the dorkiest thing in the world: spinning around jazzily to call someone across the room a pussy for not dancing, and dislocating your knee in the process. Ow. Yes, I am a moron. But hey, it's not really a Circulation Xmas party unless someone gets seriously injured. Or, in Rachael's case, goes to A&E (poor poppet! She wasn't even drunk!). And it was worth it to taunt non-dancing Adam. Photos will follow...