The VMAs: 1) I feel that Snoop Dogg is fundamentally necessary to the very fabric of American popular culture right now. God, I love him. 2) Missy brought that little white b-girl up on stage with her. I think that's cool. 3) Missy wore a green tam'o'shanter and plus-fours. I think that's *astoundingly* cool. 4) Beyonce. DAMN.