Oh look. Here is my ideal job. They are hiring writers and researchers right now. Bizarrely, I am qualified. But wait! It's in Wellington. Don't get me wrong. I like Wellington. A lot. It's a great city. It's prettier than Auckland. It's all cultural and stuff. But do I want to live there? What's the point of moving back home to look after my mother if I end up living 10 hours' drive away?

I probably won't get it anyway. But I might get a free trip to Wellington for the interview!