I defy anyone to remain in a bleak depression after watching the climactic scene of School of Rock. KICK the asses of the audience with your musical genius! REDEEM your loser teacher! CHANGE your parents' minds! WIN a moral Battle of the Bands victory! BE the cutest thing ever! Yes!!

A group of Americans publicly apologising for the election cockup is kind of appealing, too.

My heart will go on, folks.