Someone on the Costello-l discussion list actually has *a tape of the man taking a shit*.

OK, so it wasn't deliberate (bootleg tape of concert still running by mistake, ran into Elvis in the toilet, etc), but what absolutely *kills* me is that he still OWNS the TAPE and has it marked 'not for trade'!!!

Wow. The sheer absurdity of it all is quite, quite stunning. :)